gastrogirl:

lemon meringue pie.

Some day I’ll post MY lemon meringue pie recipe because I doubt there is a lemon meringue pie that beats my own.

For pizza, pasta and shit.

This is what y’all need:

• Bunch of tomatoes (this is a good way to use up those old, wrinkly tomatoes that nobody dares to touch)
• A carrot. Because why the fuck not? (Actually, because of the color, and nutritional value. And also because why the fuck not.)
• An onion.
• A clove of garlic. You can omit it if you dislike garlic, but then again what will become of you if you do, you poor lost soul?
• Now this is the fun part: SELECT A SHITLOAD OF SPICES. DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY GO TOGETHER. DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY GO WITH PASTA AND/OR PIZZA. DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY’RE EDIBLE. THEY’LL BE FINE BECAUSE SPICES ARE COOL AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
• Now, if you can you can add some pureed tomatoes, the kind that you buy at the supermarket.

This is what you do:

Blend everything in the food processor, until it looks like a bloody mess, a.k.a sauce.

Now, I like mine kind of chunky, so I process for like a second. But if you’re one of those picky fucks who prefers liquid-y sauce, just hold the button for an extra couple of seconds. I know, I know, mindblowing, but what can I say? I’m a genius.

Also you should put the sauce in a pan and heat it up a bit in the stove. When it starts bubbling, it’s ‘cause it’s done.

Now pour shitloads of your sauce in your pasta and/or pizza and/or ice cream or whatever the fuck you want.

oohhhbaby:

cheesecake carrot cake

hungry-for-yum:

(via 5 ingredient dulce de leche and chilli chocolate tart « Wholesome Cook)

IN A HUGE DULCE DE LECHE KICK.

somethingbaked:

So many Too many people out there don’t know what alfajores de maicena are. In American terms, these are shortbread cookie sandwiches, filled with dulce de leche (NOT quite the same as caramel, even if they look fairly similar) and rolled in coconut. In Argentinian terms, these are a classic…

cupcakesandchai:

Gluten Free Alfajores with Dulce de Leche and Coconut Flakes 

thecraving:

Dulce de Leche Cheesecake Bars

Wow, look! I had completely neglected my blog and now I’m reblogging something!

(via dietkiller)

oohhhbaby:

almond joy coconut macaroons

foodwhore:

Beehive Cheese & Creminelli Salami Collection

This looks like my dinner table every Friday night.

I understand your jealousy towards me. I really do.